ANOREXIA
[x] You have dry skin.
[ ] You eat 1 meal.
[ ] You're very weak.
[ ] You hate your body.
[ ] You starve yourself.
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be more skinny.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are too skinny.
Total: 2

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[ ] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[ ] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
Total: 1

BIPOLAR DISORDER
[ ] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[ ] You barely get any or no sleep.
[ ] You are anti-social.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 2

BULIMA NERVOSA
[ ] You throw up all of your food.
[ ] You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have no control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 0

CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[ ] You stay out all night.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
Total: 0

DEPRESSION
[ ] You are always sad.
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[ ] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You can be/are anti-social.
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school.
[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 1

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[x] You have daily rituals.
[ ] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs.
[ ] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 1

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[ ] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] You sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ ] You feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[x] You can be/are anti-social.
[ ] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] You worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[ ] You can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
Total: 1

SCHIZOPHRENIA
[ ] You often have hallucinations.
[x] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 1

...I'll believe bipolar disorder :/